Crap I'm old, ha! Can anyone believe I'm still vaguely a part of this website. Seven years. Nice.

On a side note, did anyone else do some refrigerator spring cleaning? If you didn't then, yeah, it's exactly as exciting as you would imagine. If you imagine it smelling like the devil's asshole. Note to self: do not place face into direct vicinity of jar of expired mayonnaise. I did however find a piece of birthday cake. But what am I supposed to eat with it, huh? Expired milk? Decomposed ice cream? The answer, my friend, is my hands. And a bottle of pepto-bismol. Mmmm, pink.

Anyways, I watched Superbad. Did anyone else find it a to be a completely over rated waste of time? Oh, I know what you're going to say already, I couldn't relate. Well, you're right, cuz I was awesome in high school. I was as cool as a banana Popsicle minus the weird aftertaste. In fact, I'm going to go admire my old yearbook photo because, as I recall, I was totally cool.

Update: As it turns out, maybe wearing that headgear so tightly distorted my memory of high school a little bit.